A little more than a month ago, I got a text message from Sarah, who was out with her dad, Chris.
“We bought a cemetery,” it said.
“Um?” I said.
Well, it turns out that in good news, we are not the owners of an additional thing that needs its lawn mowed. It turned out that Sarah and Chris had found something cool at the nearby Dover Antique Mall while looking for a birthday gift for Chris’ nephew, Jacob.
Their find? An incredibly detailed miniature cemetery, probably designed to be used with model trains.
Conveniently, we actually all really like cemeteries and also have been talking for multiple years about setting up our own model train layout, but haven’t ever done anything about, you know, actually doing it.
So when Chris saw the cemetery, he figured, “Hey, why not?” Sarah was thrilled; she said you can tell this cemetery was handmade by someone who put a lot of care into it, and she said now we can take care of it and give it a good home.
Naming the cemetery
Our first project came courtesy of Sarah, who decided we needed a name for our cemetery. She ran an email poll for the five members of our household, with suggestions that included:
- Old Bones Cemetery
- Creaky View Crypt Emporium
- Shady Trees Resting Place
- Peacegate Graveyard, presented by Microsoft Windows 95 ™
- Skulls and Stuff Cemetery and Funyard
- Ravenloft Graveyard
- Whispering Maples Burial Ground
- Night Time Necropolis
- Bob’s Burial Plots
- Forelorn Boneyard
- Screaming Serenity
- Elastic Interments
- Deep Sleep Pet Cemetery
- Otto’s Outer Limits Cemetery
- Sarah’s Serenity Pet Cemetery
- Ghostly Tales Cemetery
- Old Bones Inn
- Maluhia, which means “peace” in Hawaiian
- Rest in Pieces
- Dead Parade
- Dig Em Up Cemetery
- Graveyard Jumble
- Dead Man Walking Cemetery
Sarah narrowed it down to four finalists:
- Rest In Pieces
- Ghostly Tales Cemetery
And, by a unanimous vote, the winner was Maluhia (which Sarah came up with)! Now we’re trying to figure out how to make a sign for it, with VERY TINY LETTERS.
Researching model trains
Trying to move the project along, last week, Chris and Sarah spent several hours researching various layout options for model trains. They’d already purchased some other odds and ends… but ran into a bit of a scale problem.
After a ton of research, we turned up these fun facts:
- The smallest train size is T, which is super-tiny, with trains smaller than a Matchbox car.
- The biggest train size is G. (See size comparisons here.)
- Many model train enthusiasts take their projects VERY SERIOUSLY. As in, if you ask on a model train forum about how to include zombies in your scene, some will get pretty unhappy.
- The most famous model railroad in history was called Gorre & Daphetid (pronounced “Gory and Defeated”). It ended up being destroyed in a garage fire, and Chris actually has a whole book about it. You can also read more about it here and here, or watch the video below!
What comes next
After a lot of research and discussion, it sounds like we will have a generally HO-scale setup. The train will definitely be that size, and the rest of our things will be… close. My parents and I actually had an HO train platform when I was growing up, and I still have some houses and a railroad station with our Christmas decorations!
Meanwhile, we’ve found a space in our finished basement rec room that will likely be home to our train platform, and Chris and Sarah have chosen a layout – one train in a loop, with scenery inside its and outside its loop, then another train in a loop outside that, with scenery on the outside of it as well. (As some of us like the train part better and some of us are more into the scenery, this should offer a lot for everyone to enjoy!)
Sarah and Chris have decided they’re going to use what is called True-Track, which is essentially track that sits on a gravel bed so that you don’t have to lay anything beneath it on your foundation. They’ve been eyeing up trains, as well; Sarah’s preference is the slightly more modern-looking diesel locomotives, like this one, not coal-powered trains. She also wants them to make noise and light up, so we have to figure that out, too.
So what’s next? Chris and Sarah need to measure their space and figure out what they’re going to start building on. And then… we start with a cemetery called Maluhia and build from there!
I’m sure there will be many posts to come in the future, but for today, I wanted a chance to show off our new family cemetery.